Hey bros of Vegas - Please shave. Every attractive male I make eye-contact with inevitably disappoints when my gaze moves two inches to his chin. I know you like to be creative with your face, but it chafes. And it smells funky. And I can’t see you! Stop hiding!
Anyway, I only have eyes for Joe, so you do what you want. But I doubt that I’m the only lady who doesn’t like mouth burn.